Location: Little Innsmouth Starbucks

Ms. Fortune pounced forward and slashed at Drake, but the man caught her arm and used her momentum against her to slam her into a nearby table.  The catgirl recovered quickly and sprung back to her feet, detaching her head in the process and tossing it in Drake's direction.  Drake ducked under the flying head and stepped into a punch to Nadia's gut before her body could make a move, doubling her over in pain.

"Better watch your tail!" Ms. Fortune called out, turning Drake around just in time for her head to chomp down on his leg.

Drake Persevered through the pain of the bite and swung his leg to bash Ms. Fortune's head into a chair, causing the catgirl to let go with a hiss.  Nadia's body pounced onto Drake from behind and started riding him around the cafe, scratching at him and forcing the adventurer to stumble into chairs and tables before he could get her off.  Drake picked up the leg of one of the many broken tables and swung at her, but Ms. Fortune Dodged under the swing as her head hopped back in to Lend Aid once more.

The two sides of Ms. Fortune attacked Drake from different angles, forcing him on the defensive as he hit her body with the table leg, only for her head to latch onto his shoulder.  Drake let out a grunt of pain and rammed his shoulder into a wall to get her to let go again.  Nadia's body stretched out her arms, grabbing her head with one and sweeping Drake off his feet with the other.  She reattached her head just in time to Dodge as Drake threw the table leg at her.

"Hey, fetch only works on dogs!" Ms. Fortune said as she jumped off one of the few remaining tables and aimed a divekick down at her opponent.

Drake again used her momentum against her and Parried the kick, sending Ms. Fortune crashing into the wall with a yelp.  Her head rolled off again and went on the attack, but Drake Parried again and knocked it behind the shop's counter.  Nadia's body grabbed him from behind again and clawed his back, but Drake grabbed an arm and threw the rest of her over the counter to land on her head.  Getting frustrated with the turn of events, Ms. Fortune put her head back on and quickly downed a health potion just as Drake brought down a chair over her.

With a sigh, Drake wiped the sweat from his forehead and took a moment to catch his breath, only for Ms. Fortune to rise from the debris seconds later through the use of her Life Gem.  With a hiss, Ms. Fortune leapt over the counter and clawed at Drake, but he Parried each of her swipes and grabbed another chair, swinging it up from the ground and catching her across the jaw.  Nadia stumbled backward in a daze and fell to the ground.

"Okay...I give..." the catgirl finally conceded.

Nathan Drake wins! (17 HP remaining)

(Tons of abilities and counter-hits in this match.  Like all over the place.)